Jst 4 Fn!!

Oh! My revered readers I beg thee pardon for I hath refrained from providing thy honored presence with anything worthwhile to pen about. But lest, thou shalt all abandon me in grave disappointment, here I am, better being late than never, updating this haloed space, one that is glowing not by my incoherent talks, but rather by thine revered presences!!!

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Well now lets time travel to circa 2020 A.D:-

Hey buddy! Sup man? U knw hw lng ‘ts been since this spc ws updtd by dum’ ol’ me! Say I sure hpe u guyz weren’t disapntd. U knw all this talk abt. upgradng the academic wrld 2 accept the sms lingo yaar! Ain’t it kewl! 😉 Jst imagine sm day v cld all b jst cnvrsng like this. Who wd wanna hv all those dum’ ol’ grammar daa.. so boring! geez! Like that bloke in 2day’s toi daa hez so kewl man! He sd it rt – coz we chat dude, n v sms 4 hrs naa.. n v wanna b soundng kewl.. so I say 2 hell with strctrs maaan.. da only strctrs 2 thnk of shld b dat of chix maccha! Gawdddd.. I sw this dame maaan.. she wz soooo haaawwwtttt!!! Well.. nw letz cm bck 2 da topic dawg! Nw jst imagine dawg hw kewl itz gonna snd 2 do off wth all da dmb ol’ vwls n shrnk da wrds, ‘tz gonna sv lotz of ink dawg, nt 2 mnton da papers 2 wrt on man! Bt den who knws may b v’ll ‘ve jst chattng man.. u knw like.. da prof cd jst cht on his m/c n he cd ask his Qs naa n v’d jst type out our Ans out der! No need 2 sit in da dmb brng exm halls maccha!! V r so advncd man, this is whtz being progressive abt in edn dude! Luk @ UK they’ve dun it da, bt. dum’ ol’ desis, dey ‘ve no modernity da, they’d rthr jst stck 2 dmb ol’ wayz n meanz. M kwl maccha.. if m gonna b da edn mnstr da frst thng 2 do’d b 2 pt sms lingo daa. say wanna cm, ltz go out n frk out maaan… v shld ‘ve da drn pubs open all nite dawg.. v r strssd bg tm maccha.. v shld gt 2 rwnd! Da only kewl wy 2 rlx mst b 2 hng out in da bars n pubs n kewl dwn wid beers n drnks man! Cmn ltz go n prty!!!!